Two more if said Medic is actually trying his best to heal but is still being criticized. Take two shots if someone's complaining about the Medic not doing his job. Take two if the game just says " A bit of you!". Take a shot for every part of your body the death cam labels (your foot, your head, your liver, etc.). One more if they are using the Half-Zatoichi. Another one if someone complains about you not fighting a melee-equipped enemy with your melee weapon. Take a shot whenever somebody asks for everybody to go melee-only. And one more if someone else starts spamming " Is this where we spam our binds?" in response. Take two if it's "GET GOOD, GET LMAO BOX!" or some variant thereof. Another if it's not after a round ends. (Drink once for each unique phrase, not each time it's repeated.) Take a shot if someone's spamming a phrase in chat. Drink out of frustration if the target or a nearby enemy uses this opportunity to taunt kill you. If you interrupt an ally's taunt kill by stealing their kill, take a drink. If the target was inattentive enough that you can attempt the same taunt kill twice or more in a row, take an additional shot for each successive attempt. This is most visible with the Huntsman and Übersaw taunts. Take a third if a different enemy gets killed as a result. Take another if your taunt somehow doesn't connect. Take a shot if you attempt a taunt kill and survive or succeed. Finish the glass if it's the Scout's "NEED A DISPENSER HERE!". Take a drink when someone micspams or spams a voice command other than "Medic!". Finish your glass if you die of fall damage. Note that using the Heavy's melee weapons does not count. Take a sip every time you feel you're going to punch something. Take a shot and slam your head into the nearest wall when hl2.exe stops working. Take another if they're raging about everyone being quiet. For competitive players: take a shot when your teammates rage or complain about something. One more if they say that phrase word for word. Take another shot if they say something to the effect of " random crits are fair and balanced". If you kill someone else with a random crit, toast a shot in their name. Take a shot when you're killed by a random crit. Raise it in their name first if they're the only one who's playing the class they want to rush. Take a shot if most of the team disregards their suggestion. Another if your team rushes as Medics, Snipers, or Spies. Take a shot if someone's trying to incite a class rush. Two more shots if the class is an Engineer. Take a shot whenever someone complains about there being too little of a class on the team. Two more if you're one of the class, and you're one of the good ones. Just down the bottle if your team only has Spies and Snipers. Another two if 3 or more of your teammates are Snipers or Spies. Another if the class that's being complained about there being too much of is Sniper or Spy. Another if they're complaining about there being too many of the class they're playing as. Take a shot whenever someone complains there are too many of a class on the team. 
Take a quarter can of your favorite soda if you are the kid, or if you're a different kid on the same server.Down the bottle and facepalm if your team flames them anyway.Take 4 if they're actually doing really well or are actually acting mature.Take a shot for every little kid with a mic in your server.One more shot if you saw their laser sight just before it moved to your head.An extra shot if they manage to dominate you.Take a shot when you're killed by a Sniper.
Another if the vote was to extend the map time.Take a shot if someone starts a vote just as the server is about to rotate maps.Take two shots if you get knocked off by a Force-A-Nature Scout.Take a shot when a Pyro airblasts you off the map.Add one to the above if you're the Spy.Another bottle is the Spy is disguised as an enemy Spy.A whole bottle if that Spy was disguised.Exception You can refrain from this one if there was no one else for the Medic to Über, or the Medic is using The Kritzkrieg. Down your drink if you get a hat from the item drop system.Take a shot if the round starts while there are either less than six people total on the server, and/or the teams are horribly unbalanced.And another if you have surprisingly good ping on that server.Take a shot if you end up on a server very distant from your current location.Take a sip for every two minutes you spend queueing for a game.Drink if a different map from the one you chose wins the vote.Another if you joined to play your favourite map.Start off with a drink if the server rotates the map right after you joined, or if you join a Valve Casual server only to see the post-game scoreboard.
0 kommentar(er)
